There's a goblin in your fridge. He hates waste. He's hungry.
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That sweaty courgette, half a tin of beans, the yoghurt living dangerously. Whatever's about to go off.
A proper dish you can actually cook tonight — tuned to your spice, cuisines, kit and the time you've got.
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You're not a guilty consumer being lectured about the planet — you've got an accomplice thrilled to help you raid your own kitchen. Self-interest, not virtue. Cheeky, never worthy.